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Heavenseventeen
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 Posted: 16 February 2007 12:06 am
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I hope this is in the right section (if not could the moderators please move it and I apologise in advance) and I hope no one else has already done this, but I felt maybe everyone could benefit from some inspirational quotes and stories to read from time to time. I was going to just post it in my diary on here, but I felt it'd be nicer to reach more people out here on the general forum.










We cannot choose how many years we will live, but we can choose how much life those years will have. We cannot control the beauty of our face, but we can control the expression on it. We cannot control life's difficult moments but we can choose to make life less difficult. We cannot control the negative atmosphere of the world, but we can control the atmosphere of our minds. Too often we try to choose and control things we cannot. Too seldom we choose to control what we can … our attitude.
— John Maxwell (Developing the Leader Within You)

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 Posted: 4 March 2007 03:28 pm
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This poem shows that sometimes you have to just sit back and look at your life from someone else's point of view. Yes, your neighbour may have a bigger car. Yes, your girlfriend may have a better looking boyfriend. Yes, your friend may earn more money than you. Yes, your fellow dieter may be losing those 2lbs per week, while you struggle to reach one, but you have to remember that no one is perfect.



Butterfly Wishes

Yesterday a butterfly
Came floating gently through the sky.
He soared up through the atmosphere
Then drifted close enough to hear.

I said, "I'd love to fly with you
And sail around the way you do.
It looks like it would be such fun
To fly up toward the summer sun.

But I have not your graceful charm.
I haven't wings, just these two arms.
I've been designed to walk around.
My human feet must touch the ground.

Then magically he spoke to me
and told me what his wish would be.

He said, "What I'd love most to do
Is walk upon God's Earth with you,
To squish it's mud between my toes
Or touch my finger to my nose.

I'd love just once to walk around
With human feet to touch the ground,
But I have not two legs that swing,
I haven't arms, just these two wings."

And so we went our separate ways
In wonder and surprise.
For we'd both seen God's precious gifts
Through someone else's eyes.

Author Unknown

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 Posted: 4 March 2007 03:44 pm
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Sometimes on this weight loss journey you are trodding along and something brings you down. Maybe you binge for more than a day. Maybe you gain even though you've done everything right. Maybe you feel frustrated because you've lost a lot yet you still feel the same. I've felt that way too, but what helps is by helping others. You may know a lot about weight loss, yet you forget to apply it to yourself. For example, you feel bad because you binged, yet when someone else does it, you remember to tell them that it was just one day. The next time you are about to be mean to yourself, think of the way you'd treat someone else. Think of the advice you'd give to them. Think of the beauty you see in others that you don't see in yourself.






 

A certain man planted a rose and watered it faithfully. Before it blossomed, he examined it. He saw a bud that would soon blossom. He also saw the thorns, and he thought, "How can any beautiful flower come from a plant, burdened with so many sharp thorns?" Saddened by this thought, he neglected to water the rose, and before it was ready to bloom, it died.

So it is with many people. Within every soul, there is a rose. The "God-like" qualities planted in us at birth, growing amidst the thorns of our faults. Many of us look at ourselves and see only the thorns, the defects. We despair, thinking nothing good can possibly come from us. We neglect to water the good within us, and eventually it dies. We never realize our potential.

Some don't see the rose within themselves. It takes someone else to show it to them. One of the greatest gifts a person can possess is to be able to reach past the thorns and find the rose within others. This is the truest, most innocent, and gracious characteristic of love to know another person, including their faults, recognize the nobility in their soul, and yet, still help another to realize they can overcome their faults.

If we show them the rose, they will conquer the thorns. Only then will they blossom many times over, Our duty in this world is to help others, by showing them their roses and not their thorns. It is then that we achieve the love we should feel for each other. Only then can we bloom in our own garden.

--- Author Unknown

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 Posted: 4 March 2007 03:54 pm
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I wrote this poem when I was starting to feel jealousy practically taking over me. I was jealous of a number of things: People having more friends than me, people having a partner, people having a lavish lifestyle, people who had less weight than me to lose, people who lost more weight than me when we started around the same time, people met their goal weight faster than me...

And then I thought...what a waste of time this is.




Grant Me Wings.

Grant me wings so I can fly and fly...and touch the sky...and hold my head high.

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And she flew away and left me standing there. I envied her so. I couldn't let go.
She had the perfect hair. The perfect body. The perfect boyfriend. Perfect Life.
Judging by her smile, the grass really was greener on the other side.
In fact...it was Golden.

And I sat there and watched her soaring and spinning and swooping overhead, and I wanted to cry because I wanted that life for myself.
I didn't want to be myself.

So I put my hands together and I prayed and prayed that I would have those perfect legs, that perfect smile, that perfect vision, that perfect child, and that perfect essence that no man, creature, living aura could resist.

But when I pulled my hands apart, my hair had not blossomed into a perfect angelic golden tinge, but had withered away and was a dull, gloomy gray...what more can I say? My skin was wrinkly and pale and had no tinge, no life, I was almost gone.

And I wish I could live again. This time...I really would live.

I would not waste my time wanting to be like you. Like him. Like her. Like them.

I would be me.

And I will never get another chance...


(Part 2)

Grant Me Wings...So I can Fly...

And I sat and watched her and we both began to die. We both had regrets. We both wished that we could live our lives again.

---

But then I opened my eyes, and I was young again.

"Grant me wings, so I can FLY!"- I ran towards the edge of the cliff, but my wings fell apart, but I did not take it to heart because I didn't need them.

My heart would beat, and soon I would fleet...across the sky.

So if you want to soar, don't be a bore, just come with me.
We ALL can fly, and stroke the sky, just come with me.
Don't waste your time looking at a stranger, someone else.
Improve your life, focus on yourself.



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 Posted: 6 March 2007 06:11 pm
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I can't tell you how much these poems have cheered me up today. I was feeling so discouraged - almost ready to give up. And then I read these. Thanks so much for posting them. Its exactly what I needed to see today. :smile:

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 Posted: 6 March 2007 08:18 pm
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Cornelia wrote: I can't tell you how much these poems have cheered me up today. I was feeling so discouraged - almost ready to give up. And then I read these. Thanks so much for posting them. Its exactly what I needed to see today. :smile:
Yep, they cheered me up too!:yum:

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 Posted: 11 March 2007 12:17 am
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I'm glad that it's making a difference.:grin:




The Greatest Pain In Life
  by: Author Unknown, Source Unknown


The greatest pain in life is not to die, but to be ignored.
--- To lose the person you love so much to another who doesn't care at all.
--- To have someone you care so about so much throw a party... and not tell you about it.
--- When your favorite person on earth neglects to invite you to his graduation.
--- To have people think that you don't care.
The greatest pain in life, is not to die, but to be forgotten.
--- To be left in the dust after another's great achievement.
--- To never get a call from a friend, just saying "hi".
--- When you show someone your innermost thoughts and they laugh in your face.
--- For friends to always be too busy to console you when you need someone to lift your spirits.
--- When it seems like the only person who cares about you, is you.
--- Life is full of pain, but does it ever get better?
Will people ever care about each other, and make time for those who are in need?

Each of us has a part to play in this great show we call life.
Each of us has a duty to mankind to tell our friends we love them.
If you do not care about your friends you will not be punished.
You will simply be ignored...
forgotten...
as you have done to others.

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 Posted: 11 March 2007 12:43 am
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Bette Midler: "Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you're really a yawn if it goes."



Blaise Pascal: "We are all something, but none of us are everything."









I've seen a girl leaning over a desk before and thought: Wow, her waist is not even half as big as mine and I bet she doesn't exercise, why did I get these "fat" genes...but then I thought of people who got "blind" genes or "deaf" genes or "learning disability" genes or even "cancer" genes and remembered my genes, besides my weight, are perfectly fine in comparison to that.

Besides, my sister has also been tiny her whole life, but now she's putting on weight. Weights gains are probably gonna happen to a lot of the "skinny, lucky" people you see in the street. That's just the way it is.

Besides, those "naturally skinny" girls wouldn't last five seconds in the gym, even though they probably don't see the point in going anyway. All this weight lifting and cardio means that if anything happened out there in the real world, our bodies would be in such good condition they could handle it. For example, if someone tried to rob me (and they didn't have a gun/knife/etc), I'd Tae bo kick his/her #%@&! outta my face...lol, hopefully.

Also, if being naturally skinny is so good why do some people on this website have only ten pounds to lose? They're not "fat", they can EASILY rock bikinis, but they're still here. Why? Because just like us they want to feel better, be healthier and have that tone and definition only the gym can give.

So stop comparing to others and work with what you have and be grateful for what you've been given...because for all you know, you could lose it ALL tomorrow.

Take care.











"To be truly happy we must not be too concerned with others."




Betty Friedan: "It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself."

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 Posted: 11 March 2007 12:55 am
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Oliver Wendell Holmes:




The world has to learn that the actual pleasure derived from material things is of rather low quality on the whole and less even in quantity than it looks to those who have not tried it.






In the papers in the UK, there's a 16yr old girl called Josie Grove who chose to stop her cancer treatments so she can enjoy the rest of her life. It saddened me when to hear a young girl, who's just starting life, has to decide to die. All the pain she's been through; it must hurt even more knowing that she probably won't get to see her younger brothers and sisters grow up.

 Whenever I start to feel down over trivial things like not having had a boyfriend yet, or not getting great grades at school, I remember her and how lucky I am to have lived this long and gotten this far.

I hope that whoever reads this, whenever you feel down, think of the people worse off than you. It puts your life in perspective.








Carl Jung:




There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

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"Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It’s quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn’t at all. You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it, So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because remember that’s where you will find success."
– Thomas J. Watson







I've been there, but hopefully never again. I get to the end of the week and have lost nothing, but you just have to remember to hold your head high, look back over the week and see how you can improve. There must be something that can get better. You haven't failed if you didn't last the whole exercise session, you haven't failed if you ate many snacks today, you haven't failed if you didn't lose, you haven't failed if you didn't fit into those jeans yet, you haven't failed if your deficit was small or non-existent...you just learned. How can you grow if you don't learn? People who act like they know it all, don't.


What have you learned today?






"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan, 'press on' has solved, and always will solve, the problems of the human race."
Calvin Coolidge

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 Posted: 14 April 2007 12:04 am
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Don't Quit


When you've eaten too much and you can't write it down,
And you feel like the biggest failure in town.
When you want to give up just because you gave in,
and forget all about being healthy and thin.
So What! You went over your points a bit,
It's your next move that counts...So don't you quit!
It's a moment of truth, it's an attitude change.
It's learning the skills to get back in your range.
It's telling yourself, "You've done great up till now.
You can take on this challenge and beat it somehow."
It's part of your journey toward reaching your goal.
You're still gonna make it, just stay in control.
To stumble and fall is not a disgrace,
If you summon the will to get back in the race.
But, often the struggler's, when loosing their grip,
Just throw in the towel and continue to slip.
And learn too late when the damage is done,
that the race wasn't over...they still could have won.
Lifestyle change can be awkward and slow,
but facing each challenge will help you grow.
Success is failure turned inside out,
the silver tint in a cloud of doubt.
When you're pushing to the brink, just refuse to submit,
If you bite it, you write it....But don't you quit!
- Author Unknown


 

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 Posted: 14 April 2007 12:10 am
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I felt discouraged today because I wasn't at my goal yet. I didn't feel like a failure, but I didn't feel like a success either. I felt really down, and this poem written by another dieter on the net brought me back from the dark period that suddenly appeared over my head.

I hope you're feeling well today, and that you remember that any bad times are indeed temporary, and will make you fully appreciate the good that is to come.




Discouragement

  "If you've invested enough effort and energy to get discouraged, you're well on your way to success. Discouragement is a certain weigh station on the road to any worthwhile achievement.
   If you know and care enough to be discouraged, you've made considerable progress. Learn what the discouragement has to teach you and then continue moving forward. It may seem as though you'll never make it, but in reality you're already there. Discouragement tempers and hardens you; it does not stop you.
   Reflect on your discouragement and you'll discover that it is a result of your commitment. You've already invested your time, your effort, your life. Soon, you'll reap the full reward of that investment. Let discouragement spur you on.
   Motivation is born of desire. The stronger the desire for something, the stronger the motivation.
   Endeaver to keep the promises we make to ourselves... We deserve to be treated with the same love and respect that we would give to others....."


 

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 Posted: 14 April 2007 01:17 am
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This is what's up

 

I think this great people can really use this in life. I use to send everyone in my phone a positive message everyday. People reaally need that all the time. I stoped beacause I was not listing to what I was writing, but this is a new me all about me. When you are good with self, you can be better in life.

These Quotes are just what we all need!:thumbsup:

Thanks!



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 Posted: 14 April 2007 11:09 pm
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I'm glad it's making a difference!:smile: Hopefully one day you'll be able to start sending your daily messages again.

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 Posted: 15 April 2007 01:16 pm
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DON'T QUIT!!
 
"When things go wrong as they sometimes will
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill.
When funds are low and the debts are high.
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh.
When care is pressing you down a bit.
Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns.
As everyone of us sometimes learns.
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out:

Don't give up though the pace seems slow -
You may succeed with another blow.
Success is failure turned inside out -
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt.
And you never can tell how close you are.
It may be near when it seems so far:
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit
It's when things seem worst that you must not QUIT.


Author unknown

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 Posted: 22 April 2007 05:24 pm
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Marian Wright Edelman:
You're not obligated to win. You're obligated to keep trying to do the best you can every day.







So no matter whether you stepped on the scale and saw no decrease, keep working because all hard work will be rewarded eventually. Just hold your head high and keep marching.



In the past, when the scale went down by a pound each week, I started to get upset when I saw others losing two or more at the beginning. I felt sad; it was only one pound...but now those ones add up to forty three. Just like with people, sometimes it only takes one to make a big difference.













Only One Pound




Hello, do you know me?
If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat,
And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It's because no one ever wants to lose me;
I'm ONLY ONE POUND, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.
That is, until I've grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds in weight.
Yes, it's fun being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please.
So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound."
For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing.
And, I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you.
Happy Days!!!
After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!!
- Author Unknown

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 Posted: 22 April 2007 07:59 pm
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Thank you, I love all of these and your poem really made sense to me. I don't want to be old and regret not loving my individuality.

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I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
     
  - Paul McCartney


 

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
       - Mark Twain


 

It is not the critic who counts,nor the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows great enthusiasms, great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
       
- Theodore Roosevelt

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 Posted: 6 May 2007 12:11 am
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Thanks for the quotes and high five.  Can't spell inspiration.

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Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make yourself a happier and more productive person.
      
- Dr. David M. Burns





The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.
       - Helen Keller




The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.
       - Elizabeth Cady Stanton


 

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 Posted: 14 June 2007 01:38 am
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" If you just found out that today was your last day to live, would you live it like you are right now?"







" It's in the weakest moments that one's strength of character is put to the test."






You cannot dream yourself into a character: you must hammer and forge yourself into one.






Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.






I found every single successful person I've ever spoken to had a turning point. The turning point was when they made a clear,specific unequivocal decision that they were not going to live like this anymore;they were going to achieve success.Some people make that decision at 15 and some people make it at 50,and most people never make it all.

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To Achieve Your Dreams Remember Your ABC's
Avoid
negative sources, people, places, things and habits. Believe in yourself. Consider things from every angle. Don't give up and don't give in. Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come. Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches. Give more than you planned to.
Hang on to your dreams. Ignore those who try to discourage you. Just do it. Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier. Love yourself first and most. Make it happen. Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal. Open your eyes and see things as they really are. Practice makes perfect. Quitters never win and winners never quit. Read, study and learn about everything important in your life.
Stop procrastinating. Take control of your own destiny. Understand yourself in order to better understand others. Visualize it. Want it more than anything. ‘Excellerate’ your efforts. You are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU. Zero in on your target and go for it!


Wanda Hope Carter

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 Posted: 23 June 2007 09:54 pm
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"Fight one more round. When your arms are so tired that you can hardly lift your hands to come on guard, fight one more round. When your nose is bleeding and your eyes are black and you are so tired that you wish your opponent would crack you one on the jaw and put you to sleep, fight one more round – remembering that the man who always fights one more round is never whipped." James Corbett




"1. Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
2. Work at something you enjoy and that's worthy of your time and talent.
3. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
4. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
5. Be forgiving of yourself and others.
6. Be generous.
7. Have a grateful heart.
8. Persistence, persistence, persistence.
9. Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.
10. Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
11. Commit yourself to constant improvement.
12. Commit yourself to quality.
13. Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or prestige, but on relationship with people you love and respect.
14. Be loyal.
15. Be honest.
16. Be a self-starter.
17. Be decisive even it it means you'll sometimes be wrong.
18. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
19. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
20. Take good care of those you love.
21. Don't do anything that wouldn't make your Mom proud."H. Jackson Brown Jr. 
 

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 Posted: 26 June 2007 05:29 am
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My favorite quote, which I try to keep in mind at all times-

"Don't panic."                                                                                                                  Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe Trilogy)

 

I hope this helps someone.

Kit:cat:

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 Posted: 28 June 2007 09:37 pm
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^Thanks for contributing! I didn't realise that is a quote, but saying it in my exam GREATLY helped.:smile:

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 Posted: 28 June 2007 09:53 pm
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Hey Heaven!

Yes, I've heard some brilliant things over my many years, but that one sticks in my mind all the time. It's simple, to the point and gives you just long enough to regroup! Someone puts an exam in front of you (like they did), don't panic. Someone puts half a wedding cake in front of you, same thing... don't panic.

If you've never read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe Trilogy (of which there are 4 books), pick it up when you have time. Takes place in London I think.... or somewhere in England. Douglas Adams was a very, very funny man. Sort of like PG Wodehouse on drugs-dry but very funny, silly and sometimes bordering on the ridiculous. Not condoning drugs of course, but he did drink a fair bit and that may have contributed to some of his whacky sense of humor.

One of his other quotes that I like is "The yellow space ships hung in the air overhead, much in the way that bricks don't." Nothing to do with weightloss or motivation, but really funny nonetheless. He said a teacher once told him that you weren't allowed to make comparisons like that- he did it to show her that you indeed can!

Cheers,

Kit:cat:

 

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 Posted: 29 June 2007 03:30 pm
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If you have any more quotes, please keep them coming. I like that brick one! Sometimes we just need to laugh.:grin:

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Some jokes to make you laugh:grin::

-A guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.

-I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

-99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

- day without sunshine is like, night.
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

-Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
-Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

-Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 

-Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery

-Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. 
-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 

-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

-If you can't convince them, confuse them

-If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. 
-If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. 
-IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got

-Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.  
 


 

 

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VERY FUNNY!

I love the first one and will tell my trainer in about an hour!

- A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"

 

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 Posted: 9 July 2007 08:25 am
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I usually pass on internet jokes, but I needed a break.

Thanks,

Peter:monkey:

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just a couple of quotes i stumbled across which reminded me why im doing this:

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second.
Logan Pearsall Smith

Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
Louisa May Alcott

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...that may have contributed to some of his whacky sense of humor.
Actually, being born in the British Isles is responsible. Lousy weather, lousy politicians, lousy at sport (can't even win our own tennis Grand Slam)...

It all gives you a wry slant on life.

If I'd been Russian, I'd have turned to drink, of course. Part of the 'if life hands you a lemon, make lemonade' approach.  God gave Russia a surplus of potatoes, so they made vodka.

:cool: 

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nevd wrote: ...that may have contributed to some of his whacky sense of humor.
Actually, being born in the British Isles is responsible. Lousy weather, lousy politicians, lousy at sport (can't even win our own tennis Grand Slam)...

It all gives you a wry slant on life.

If I'd been Russian, I'd have turned to drink, of course. Part of the 'if life hands you a lemon, make lemonade' approach.  God gave Russia a surplus of potatoes, so they made vodka.

:cool: 

Lol. Don't let any of Henman's fans hear you!:dizzy: Every year there's hope for him...even though he's an old man in tennis now, and it's been I think 14yrs since he first arrived. 14yrs and no Grandslam- what a champ!:yum:

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You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. Which is just another way of saying that the way to make a friend is to be one.
Dale Carnegie


If you envy successful people, you create a negative force field of attraction that repels you from ever doing the things that you need to do to be successful. If you admire successful people, you create a positive force field of attraction that draws you toward becoming more and more like the kinds of people that you want to be like.
Brian Tracy


Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
Og Mandino

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Heavenseventeen wrote:

You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. Which is just another way of saying that the way to make a friend is to be one.
Dale Carnegie


I suspect I would have had a lot more friends if I finished his book! Haha. I've had it most of my life, still do, but only read a few chapters in the '70s.

I have always remembered this point, though. People are most interested in themselves, and want to talk about themselves. If you direct your interest at them you'll be an instant friend.

I can't really talk with my dad at all, but I listen all the time. If I say something about myself, it's amazing how quickly he can turn the conversation back to him.

When I called to tell him I had (sometimes deadly) melanoma skin cancer (they got rid of it all 7 years ago and I'm just fine), I got in about two sentences before I spent 20 minutes listening to him talk about all his ailments. When he was all done he said he hoped I was fine and good-bye.

He's my father, but not my friend.

Sorry, guess I just needed to vent. I'm calling him to wish him a happy birthday today.

Peter:monkey:

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Some of the biggest challenges in relationships come from the fact that most people enter a relationship in order to get something: they’re trying to find someone who’s going to make them feel good. In reality, the only way a relationship will last is if you see your relationship as a place that you go to give, and not a place that you go to take. Anthony Robbins



Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. Swedish Proverb



Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. Anais Nin



Nobody has things just as he would like them. The thing to do is to make a success with what material I have. It is a sheer waste of time and soulpower to imagine what I would do if things were different. They are not different. Dr. Frank Crane

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The Israelites soldiers' predicament on Goliath's case:
He is too big to hit.
David's resolve on the same:
He is too big to miss!
How are you facing your giant today?


 Success in life is not determined by how we are doing compared with others but by how we are doing compared to what we are capable of doing. Successful people compete against themselves."


"Did" is a word of achievement.
"Can't" is a word of defeat.
"Should" is a word of duty.
"Will" is a word of beauty.
"Can" is a word of power.


" Don't ever let anyone tell you what you can and cannot do with your life! Believe in yourself, work hard and you will be successful! You have a bright future in front of you ...DREAM BIG!!!"

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" The critical ingredient is getting off your butt and doing something. It's as simple as that. A lot of people have ideas, but there are few who decide to do something about them now. Not tomorrow. Not next week. But today. The true entrepreneur is a doer."
Nolan Bushnell

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"Life is not an obstacle course...it's a dance lesson.
It's okay to make a mistake,
As long as you keep dancing
And focus on enjoying the people you're dancing with;
Even if you're waltzing and they're doing the lambada!"-
Suzanne Hoechstetter


"" A little encouragement can build a person's life and set them up for greater things to come, yet the smallest bit of criticism will kill a person's self esteem and hold them back from achieving the great things they could.

So the next time you are about to criticize someone, remember you could be changing their future! And the next time you receive criticism that kills your motivation, do not accept it! Draw on hope, faith and the truths we know are in us. REMEMBER...The tongue has the power of life and death...."-Dazza DeSeymour

" If you want to have something
You have never had in your life,
You should be willing to do something
You have never done in your life.
At the counter of success,
There is no bargain,
You have to pay the full price."




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There are chefs who have never touched a pot
Or poured olive oil into a pan.
And there are poets whose written word
Has yet to be put down by their hand.

There are sailors who do not know the wind
And whose lips have not tasted of the sea.
There are painters whose canvas is still white
Where a sunset now should be.

There are lovers who have not closed their eyes
And melted in a kiss.
Dreamers who won't take the chance
So the opportunity they will miss.

There are explorers who have never left a room
Or on strange new soil have they stood.
There are carpenters that have never with hammer and nail
Joined a piece of wood.

Have you put your dreams on hold?
Are they getting stiff and cold?
Time for dreams we must not borrow
Dreams yesterday, reality today, memories tomorrow.

Adam Tuel


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Cherish what you have while you have it because you never know when your life could change.

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" If you're waiting for someone to believe in you, you'll be waiting forever. You must believe in yourself."-Diana.F.

" I never compete against the competition; the only one to compete against is myself, because one day I will beat the competition and then who will I compete against?"-Billie M. Akauola

" A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it."
Alistair Cooke

" Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have."
Louis E. Boone

" I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed; and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying."
Tom Hopkins



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" Don't be upset or disappointed about something that happened; just think, will it really matter 10 years from now?" Alex Kokach

" Look failure in the eye, have faith, do not submit, stand tall, overcome, and live knowing that failing in life is the key to rising above." Susan Abraham

" Right now your opponent is working twice as hard to defeat you.
Will you be ready?"
Author Unknown

" Always strive for what you want, even if no one is cheering you on." Author Unknown

" Somehow I can't believe that there are any heights that can't be scaled by a man who knows the secrets of making dreams come true. This special secret, it seems to me, can be summarized in four C s. They are curiosity, confidence, courage, and constancy, and the greatest of all is confidence. When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionable." Walt Disney

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This is a great post heavenseventeen! Quotes are always very intriuging to me and surprisingly they kind of do make for a good pick-me-up! Although I think my favorite quote on here was actually the story you told about that skinny girl...that one really made me feel better because, being in a dance class at school, I have to face those stick-chicks every other day and it drives me mad with jealousy!!!:angry:

But this was a nice pick-me up. I actually can't recall any good inspirational WEIGHT LOSS quotes, but here is one I heard the other day at this seminar:

"There is nothing noble in being more superior to ano